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Rum Tum Tugger:
You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees!
The original Conjuring Cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees conjuring turn

And you'll all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

He is quiet, he is small, he is black
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it was merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone!
But you find it next week laying out on the lawn

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

All:
{And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees}X3

Mistoffelees/Rum Tum Tugger:
Well! My manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But my voice has been heard on the roof
When I was curled up by the fire
And I've sometimes been heard by the fire
When I was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours
When I was asleep in the hall

Rum Tum Tugger:
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say
{Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees}X6

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

你可能需要魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
那最原本的魔術貓
那是無容置疑的
請聽我說，並先別嘲笑
所有他的發明都是即興的
在這大都市中沒有多少隻貓
他擁有所有專利
以表演令人驚訝的幻覺
以及創作古怪的迷惑
最偉大的魔術師
都有要學習的地方
在Mr. Mistoffelees魔幻的 特色！
而我們全都說：噢！呀！我從不
那曾有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
他安靜　他細小　他是黑色的
由耳朵至尾尖
他能爬過最狹小的裂縫
他能走上最窄的欄杆
他能在一副牌中抽出任何一張
他同樣能將此狡猾用在骰子上
他總是在欺騙讓你相信
他只不過是在抓老鼠
他可以用軟木塞耍任何花樣
或是湯匙和一點魚漿也可以
如果你是在找刀或是叉
而你以為只是放錯了地方
你一會前還見到的
然後就不見了
但你會在下星期找到
躺在外面的草地上
而我們全都說：噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
他的儀態是含糊又冷淡
你可能會認為沒有貓比他更害羞
如他的聲音可以在屋頂上聽見
當他在火前捲縮著時
而有時聽見他在火旁時
那時他卻在屋頂上
至少我們都聽見有貓在叫
那是千真萬確的
由於他獨有的魔術能力
我知道有家人曾
在花園中喚了他好幾個小時
而他卻在大堂內睡大覺
並在不久之前這難得的貓
在帽子中製造了七隻小貓
而我們全都說：噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
並在不久之前這難得的貓
自帽子中製造出七隻小貓
而我們全都說：噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
噢！呀！我從不
知道有貓是如此聰明
有如魔幻的Mr. Mistoffelees
我帶給你魔幻的，一流的
魔術的Mr. Mistoffelees！